Oortphabet



Created in the confines of the Wonderstuck lavatory after a rough outing with Chinese food Dave, Ben and James created the Oorthabet! Praise the Orange Cube!

The origins of this language remain largely unknown. What we do know, is that unlike Humanoids the Oortian's were able to master extreme terraforming, extravagant craftsmanship and tame the space time continuum before creating a language in which to communicate with. As the great John Oliver would say, "Brilliant". What we have discovered is that the Oortphabet is a language deeply rooted in a lost form of Oortian hieroglyphics that until June 29th 2015 was untranslatable.

On June 29th a small team of dedicated Oortains embarked on a quest into the unknown. With limited provisions and knowledge the outcome did not favor our hero's. As the hours of progressed, the pain and torture became visible on our hero's. The great TheBirne, posted "yes, it's no easy task." But alas, his comrade Squidgy come to his aid and encouraged his great friend with such heartfelt words as, "Im still going... is it read in order or could it be perhaps backwards or upside down? With his spirits high again, TheBirne replied, "In order and in English, but also with signs (look at both posted texts). But if I'm wrong with the signs just forget all what I have said ;D. With those spirit cursing last words the post fell silent...

But than, a light appeared! Alexanderyou came out with an RKO out of nowhere and posted "I think I got it, the long one definitely sounds like some lore except I think the last word in it is kinda spelled wrong >.>" Using the phrase kinda spelled wrong in his post, Alexanderyou knew a developer would need to respond as their linguistic creditably was on the line. Soon after The Lost James appeared and posted "The Oort hang their heads in shame. Assuming they even have heads, And assuming they can even feel the emotion of shame."

It was at this moment, that our Oortian hero's emerged victorious! Both Cerule and Squidgy confirmed completion of the Oortphabet while KuroKuma was still visibly upset about not having Twitter followed the celebratory posts.

We must honor the following members for their dedication to the Oortphabet: TheBirne, Squidgy, alexanderyou, Jenndragonfly, Cerule and KuroKuma.